window of insanity
What happens when a person gets really bored and has to TACO, or else he will go insane. Well you get to find out what happens if they don't MWAHAHAHAHAHAH PIGEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • theinfamousdani
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Proof that parents do and use the right to take the most awkward and embarrassing photos of their kids and show them at the worst moments

Proof that parents do and use the right to take the most awkward and embarrassing photos of their kids and show them at the worst moments

theinfamousdani:

This just makes me smile :)
Yeah I’m aware that I’m a bit sick and twisted. Shhhh I know you’re jealous

theinfamousdani:

This just makes me smile :)

Yeah I’m aware that I’m a bit sick and twisted. Shhhh I know you’re jealous

This is what makes the world awesome!

collegehumor:

Awful Good Watchmen Alignment Chart
collegehumor:

What the world would be like if everyone grew up to be what they wanted when they were kids.

collegehumor:

New Dorkly Bit: “Awkward Double Dragon.” Remember, he’s just like all the other henchman. You shouldn’t treat him any differently.

IT HAPPENED ON OMEGLE!!!!!!!!

note: any and all spelling errors were made on purpose or at least that is what sheila told me but i don’t know if i can trust her since i am the only one that can see her… .

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 14 f usa u

Stranger: 15 m canada

Stranger: :D

Stranger: whats up?

You: ntm u

Stranger: i just got up

Stranger: and have very large morning wood

You: lol

You: how large

Stranger: well right now its like 7.5 inches

Stranger: throbbing

You: oh so ur gay, cus it’s a fact that the larger the penis a guy has the more likely they are gay

Stranger: no im not gay

Stranger: i like pussy and tits

You: so u like to play with guys nipples that’s okay, i don’t judge

Stranger: no

Stranger: wow why do u have to be like this

Stranger: arent there any normal girls online

You: yes, i am one of them

Stranger: then why do u have to start going all gay and shit, just talk normally

Stranger: im straight

Stranger: not gay

You: yet you are trying to find girls online in an anonimous fashion which shows that u are afraid of them or ashamed

You: either way it points to u being gay

Stranger: no it doesnt

Stranger: if u were here id show u that im not gay

Stranger: by pounding ur pussy hard

You: so you want to have sex with my cat, that is just so wrong

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

collegehumor:

Dorkly Bits: Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party. You don’t need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won’t end well.