Proof that parents do and use the right to take the most awkward and embarrassing photos of their kids and show them at the worst moments
This just makes me smile :)
Yeah I’m aware that I’m a bit sick and twisted. Shhhh I know you’re jealous
New Dorkly Bit: “Awkward Double Dragon.” Remember, he’s just like all the other henchman. You shouldn’t treat him any differently.
note: any and all spelling errors were made on purpose or at least that is what sheila told me but i don’t know if i can trust her since i am the only one that can see her… .
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 14 f usa u
Stranger: 15 m canada
Stranger: whats up?
You: ntm u
Stranger: i just got up
Stranger: and have very large morning wood
You: how large
Stranger: well right now its like 7.5 inches
You: oh so ur gay, cus it’s a fact that the larger the penis a guy has the more likely they are gay
Stranger: no im not gay
Stranger: i like pussy and tits
You: so u like to play with guys nipples that’s okay, i don’t judge
Stranger: wow why do u have to be like this
Stranger: arent there any normal girls online
You: yes, i am one of them
Stranger: then why do u have to start going all gay and shit, just talk normally
Stranger: im straight
Stranger: not gay
You: yet you are trying to find girls online in an anonimous fashion which shows that u are afraid of them or ashamed
You: either way it points to u being gay
Stranger: no it doesnt
Stranger: if u were here id show u that im not gay
Stranger: by pounding ur pussy hard
You: so you want to have sex with my cat, that is just so wrong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.